We always used to spend
the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa.
They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and
they moved to Florida.
Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like
grass. They ride around on their bicycles and wear
name tags because they don't know who they are anymore.
They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got
it fixed because it's all okay now,
they do exercises there, but they don't do them very well.
There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it
with hats on.
At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting
in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape.
Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts.
Nobody there cooks, they just eat out.
And, they eat the same thing every night --- early birds.
Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house.
The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for
My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment
and says I should work hard so I can be
retarded someday too..
When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house.
Then I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren.
After more than 50 years
of marriage, Grandma and Grandpa McCormack was lying in bed one evening
when Grandma noticed as Grandpa begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't
in quite some time.
It almost tickled as his
fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small
of her back.
He then caressed her shoulders
and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breast, stopping just
over her lower stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her
left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working
down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to
Then he proceeded up her
inner thigh stopping
. just at the uppermost portion of her leg.
He continue in the same manner on her right side then suddenly stopped,
rolled over and started to watch the tv.
She had become quite aroused
by this caressing, so she asked in a loving voice. "That was
wonderful Honey. Why did you stop?"
He replied, "I found the remote".
does Mick Mac have to say today..............